You know you're a web developer when...

• you can tell the difference between Arial and Helvetica
  
• your right-click in Firefox brings up a menu longer than (and wider) than your dual monitor setup
  
• 1px of margin can make or break your day
  
• you see colour in hex (it's not light grey, it's #BBBBBB!)
  
• corollary: you can tell the difference between this and this
  
• you check Alexa (or alexaholic) more than your bank balance
  
• Red Bull and Full Throttle are two of your basic food groups
  
• it drives you crazy that Myspace, craigslist, and plenty of fish are so successful in spite of their ugliness
  
• IE6 is like your creepy uncle; you don't like him, you don't want him around, but you still have to deal with him
  
• Google is simultaneously the most loved and most hated entity in your Universe
  
• corollary: you say "Google" more often than any other word in the English language 
  
• you want to get bought by Yahoo! before Google edges you out of your market
  
• you know your users by IP address
  
• you no longer think TechCrunch is relevant, but would kill to have Arrington write about you
  
• ditto for digg
  
• you register for every Web 2.0 site and use them for an average of 8 minutes
  
• you judge people by their site's pagerank (or number of comments)
  
• if someone brings up the topic of PHP/.NET/Ruby they better get comfortable, because they're not going anywhere for awhile
  
• you run a hot, up-and-coming startup, but your parents have no idea what you're doing; they tell everyone you work "on computers"
  
• you create a blog post entitled "You know you're a web developer when..." instead of working on your hot, up-and-coming startup.